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I see an empty "Plan B" package and think to myself "Someone had a good time last night."
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"I just think we'd be happier if we were seeing other–"
"You guys doing OK? Need any water?"
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They say I'm playing God, but it shouldn't be this easy.
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I don't know how to dance, but I'm not afraid of listening to music that assumes I do.
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I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, shut the fuck up.
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I think my favorite Bob Dylan song by far has to be "I Got You Babe."
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Remember that thing we said we would never speak of? Well I wrote a book about it.
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Well, you know what they say:
"Bad things come in twenty-sevens."
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The first sign of down syndrome – feathers everywhere.
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You boys are only after
one thing.... GOLD!!!!
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When using a glue gun, your creative outlet and your electrical outlet are one and the same.
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Thanks for the advice, motherfucker, but I already know how to scuttle my ship.
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Relax, everybody spills the ethidium bromide their first time.
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Every rose has its thorn.
Also probably Diplocarpon.
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I am your number one fan,
Mr. Talks-to-the-mirror Man
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. Tax brackets don't work that way.
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Libraries are great if you're poor. They're even better if you're horny.
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A real dinosaur would never say that.
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I understood the risks, and I went ahead and did it anyway. Now I regret it, but that's why they call it "taking a risk" and not "doing everything to ensure your face stays on."
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Men and women are so different. For instance, women overwhelmingly prefer skim milk, while men are responsible for the vast majority of international conflicts.
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Give what you can, steal the rest.
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"Why is everything always about ghostfaced killing with you?"
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I feel like you're still focused
on the kidnapping aspect of this.
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